Celebrate the spirit of Bastille Day with Master Pancake as they mock the Nicolas Cage/Jerry Bruckheimer's Con Air  (1997).  Con Air tells the story of war hero turned convict Cameron Poe (Nic Cage) who is released from prison on July 14 ( Bastille Day!).  On his way home his plane is hijacked by a horde of nasty convicts, including Danny Trejo, Steve Buscemi and John Malkovich as malevolent genius "Cyrus the Virus.”   The real star of the show, however, is Cage's impeccably coiffed mullet, appropriate for a movie that shares its name with a hair dryer.  See Master Pancake unplug CON AIR and celebrate Bastille Day the Cage way.