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Is Texas the unfunniest place in America?

Is Texas the unfunniest place in America?

Well this isn't very funny. Researchers at the University of Colorado's Humor Research Lab analyzed the 50 biggest cities in the United States to determine where the funniest — and least funny — people live. Let's just say Texas wasn't in on the joke.

Though Austin ranked a very respectable No. 14 (we are, after all, the home to Moontower Comedy & Oddity Festival), the rest of the big cities in Texas fell in the bottom half of the list. In fact, of the top 10 least funny cities, four are in Texas, including the No. 1 least funny city in America: Fort Worth. Also in the top 10 are San Antonio at No. 4, Arlington at No. 5 and El Paso at No. 10.

Researchers at Humor Research Lab (it's a real thing), created the Humor Algorithm (with the appropriate acronym "HA") to determine where the funny folks live. Over a nine-month period, analysts researched the 50 largest cities and analyzed factors like number of comedy clubs per square mile, visits by residents to humor websites, percentage of native-born comedians, the number of comedy radio stations and audience ratings from traveling comedians.

But it wasn't just numbers that determined where cities ranked, input from local residents was also included. “A city’s humor score isn’t just a measure of historic reputation or big-name productions,” said research associate Adrian Ward. “A city’s sense of humor is a living, breathing thing, created by everything from coffee shop conversations to Web videos shared between friends to the laughter that erupts at comedy clubs.”

So what is the No.1 funniest city in America? That would be Chicago. Rounding out the top three are Boston and Atlanta.

Also in the top ten: Washington, DC at No. 4; Portland, Oregon at No. 5; New York City at No. 6; Los Angeles at No. 7; Denver at No. 8; San Francisco at No. 9 and Seattle closes out the top cities at No. 10.

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Texas had four of the top 10 unfunniest cities in the U.S. Photo by Teresa Gubbins