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2. Proof that celebrities and politicians love using fake names. Anthony Weiner's admission that he goes by Carlos Danger online led USA Today to compile a list of the most ridiculous celebrity code names ever discovered. Highlights include "Ron Mexico" and "Mr. Dripp Noodle."
3. Etsy intimates take a frightening turn. Apparently, some people like their underwear to scare the pants off their lovers. As Mashable observes, bras are not enhanced by the presence of eyes. We'd like to add that affixing miniature dolls to your brassiere is more creepy than sexy.
4. The Breaking Bad coloring book. We're all counting the days until the fifth and final season of the hit AMC show begins August 11. Until then, enjoy this coloring book trip down memory lane. Walter White has certainly come a long way.
5. Twenty-one times vice president Joe Biden wore aviators. Crazy ol' Joe. He's always up to something. He's sported aviator sunglasses on numerous occasions, and why not? From India to Idaho, the VP wears the frames so well.