Yes, it’s true. Even the women-tell-all episode of The Bachelor is two hours long. First we have to travel with Sean and host Chris Harrison as they crash Bachelor-watching parties.
Not surprisingly, at a sorority house at UCLA, Sean takes off his shirt for a room full of screaming college girls. He’s a good sport.
But let’s get to the good stuff. A visibly nervous Tierra comes on the show to tell her side of the story — and to blind everyone with the rock on her left ring finger. (It’s a guy she dated before the show, okay? They needed the time apart.)
For better or worse, Tierrable drama took up a good chunk of the show. Quotes from and about Tierra are plentiful in our pop quiz. But before we get to that, let’s pause for a minute and talk about the hugely awkward confrontation between AshLee and Sean, during which she claims he said he had no feelings for the other women.
He says he would never say that. She says he did. They agree to disagree. And then she keeps at it. And he keeps denying it. But does it matter? Not really.
So back to the task at hand. Can you figure out which bachelorette said what — and about whom — in the following quotes? Winner gets to see Sean with his shirt off. Oh, wait ...
A. “She really wants to be with Sean. And she’ll throw you under the bus to get to him.”
B. “This whole time I’m thinking, ‘I got this.’”
C. “Tierra’s sparkle didn’t sparkle that big. It was pretty dim from when Sean gave her the first rose.”
D. “I was her friend in the beginning. If she’s gonna hear any voice of reason, let’s hope it’s mine.”
E. “I think this show is about seizing every opportunity, whether you’re faking it or whether you’re being real. I think you guys are little bit upset because maybe you didn’t do the same thing that she did.”
F. “It’s difficult for me because I light up in a room. And when I walk into a room, I bring this joy and this smile and I’m happy.”
G. “I was so involved with what is wrong with this girl. I will honestly say I didn’t pay as much attention to Sean. If I could go back, I would completely ignore Tierra. Not even get into it. She really isn’t worth my time. I’m sitting here at women tell all, mad all over again.”
H. “If I did say anything bad about anybody here, please tell me and give me an example. Honestly, I didn’t say one bad thing about any of these girls.”
I. “You’re delusional.”
J. “I wish you would just stand in your conviction. You made it clear that you didn’t want to be friends. You made it clear you didn’t like any of the women in the house. Don’t try to make it seem like you were this innocent person. You set the tone. I think it was beyond you just getting the first rose. It was everything you did leading up to the time you were let go from the show. It really wasn’t so much them as it was you.”
K. “I take great offense to you sitting here calling me a liar.”
L. “It’s the worst to be told you’re great but you’re not good enough for me.”
M. “I didn’t expect to fall for Sean. I did not see that coming.”
N. “This guy is not quite who I thought he was. With the other girls, he kinda acted like a frat boy.”
O. “It was the worst hometown in Bachelor history.”
A. Lindsay about AshLee
D. AshLee about Tierra
E. Brooke about the women ganging up on Tierra
J. Brooke to Tierra
K. AshLee to Tierra
O. Dez about her own date