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Top Chef Seattle recap: Dallas bad boy chef John Tesar steals the show

John Tesar on Top Chef Seattle
Who's first to get quoted? Tesar. Who scores immunity? Tesar. Who knows instantly that the geoduck needs a little more salt? Tesar. Photo courtesy of Bravo
Danyele McPherson, John Tesar and Joshua Valentine of Top Chef: Seattle
Dallas cheftestants Danyele McPherson of The Grape, John Tesar of Spoon and Joshua Valentine of FT33. Courtesy of Bravo

In episode 2 of Top Chef: Seattle, Dallas chef John Tesar casts a voodoo spell, his pent-up enthusiasm and scary-intuitive knowingness so intense, it's like seeing molten lava right before the volcano bursts.

Forget Padma, forget Tom, forget the other contestants. Tesar is a vortex who can't help but suck all the attention from the room. He's the first contestant to get quoted. He can tell instantly that the geoduck needs more salt. He spots a pot of chili oil about to burn up.

What must it be like to be a viewer from Michigan or Montana and not be clued in to his inexorable gravity pull? Watching the show as a Dallasite is like being in on a secret. We're inoculated with Tesar powder. Wise to his combination of chef chops and high drama, we know it's a waste of our time learning the name of the beige girl with vertigo or the swarthy guy with the stretched-out earlobes.

The producers throw in a few plot twists, like their dumb idea of bringing back three contestants from earlier seasons to re-compete for the Top Chef title. One of them has even staged at Noma. But Tesar silently rules, his glasses propped at an awkward angle between his eyes and his hairline.

The only other cheftestants to make a dent are the female with the accent who talks nonstop and FT33 chef Josh Valentine, also from Dallas, who scowls at the news of the three returning contestants.

"That sucks. I'm gonna get in fights, I'm sure, now," he says. "It's our turn. None of them were able to seal the deal. I hate them all."

He starts to lose it when he misplaces an ingredient for his dish.

"Hey hey, where's my fucking mushrooms?" he asks. "I think a lot of people think I'm just this little guy from Oklahoma, and that'd be their mistake."

Good effort, Josh!

The episode is all about Seattle, beginning with the opening quickfire challenge to use local seafood. Tesar teams up with Sheldon from Hawaii and English-as-a-second-language Kuniko.

"I know she's Japanese, I'm thinking to myself, maybe she has incredible life skills," Tesar says. "I've watched every episode of Top Chef and I think the decisions you make are just as important as the dishes you make."

 "Winning the first quickfire on Top Chef is gonna be up there in the top five things of all time in my life, not only in my career," Tesar says.

As he and his teammates get to work on their geoduck dish, he says aloud to no one, "Who says the most hated chef in Dallas can't get along with people?"

Their dish wins. Only one team member will get immunity, so they draw knives to see who. Who else? Why even bother drawing knives?

"I've been a chef for a long time, and I've accomplished a lot of things," Tesar says earnestly. "But I have to tell you, winning the first quickfire on Top Chef is gonna be up there in the top five things of all time in my life, not only in my career."

The elimination challenge takes place inside the Space Needle, the quintessential Seattle building where the chefs must make the quintessential Seattle dish. We can conclude from this challenge that Seattle loves the heck out of braised chunks of fish plopped atop scattered fava beans, because that's what all of them turn out.

"They all did very similar dishes, so in a way it is easy to compare them," says judge Gail, ever chipper.

The dishes may all be similar, but Tesar's team makes the dish they like best, and Kuniko wins for poaching fish in a pot of chili oil. It's hugs all around, with Tesar graciously not mentioning the part where he saved the chili oil from burning.

Letting her have the spotlight makes him look big. He wins again.

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