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Texas A&M releases underwhelming 'SEC Welcome' video to the delight of every Longhorn

Texas A&M releases underwhelming 'SEC Welcome' video to the delight of every Longhorn

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A&M President Loftin with his cheerleaders. Courtesy of Texas A&M University
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Inspiring fear from Aggie Country. Courtesy of Texas A&M
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Uhhhhhhh... Courtesy of Texas A&M
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Austin photo: News_A&M Video_Pom Pom
Austin photo: News_A&M Video_Pig Head

To announce their excitement about joining the Southeastern Conference (SEC), the sweet, low-energy folks of Texas A&M went ahead and made a video saying "Hello" to their fellow conference members.

President Bowen Loftin even appears in front of his hand-picked representatives of frozen-smile Aggie Pride. Bless their hearts, they all look so sad. (But for reals, stick around for the blooper reel, cuz that's when the fun starts.)

Look, I don't know anything about football, but I still know this is probably not the best way to strike fear into the hearts of your (undeniably fierce) competitors. It's a pretty good way to start a book club, though, so that might be fun.

Perhaps we can all just get along out there on the football field this year, eh, guys? LYLAS, Longhorns!