Steven M. of Georgia (not pictured) has petitioned the U.S. government to removeJerry Jones as owner and GM of the Cowboys.
This might still happen, but we suspect people will feel a bit sillier if theyall happen to be mobbing a Wal*Mart just because it's the day after Thanksgiving(or Friday).
Mr. Hagman is gone, and the real-life J.R. is getting petitioned out of his poston the Death Star. Only one of them deserves a statue though.