Would J.J. Watt be having a staredown if he was happily married? Probably not.Or something like that . . .

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Vikings quarterback Christian Ponder is estaic.

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Houston Texans fans are distraught.

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But should they be? The Texans defense showed flashes of its old, snarlyattitude.

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Especially against superhuman running back Adrian Peterson.

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Sure, Christian Ponder made a few plays — and unexpected throwaways.

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Adrian Peterson and Andre Johnson — two of the most even keel stars in football— might have a better grasp on reality though.

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Vikings 23, Texans 6

J.J. Watt just needs to get married like Wonder Ponder: AFC playoff truths . . .er, overreactions

Andre Johnson took over in the fourth quarter and overtime — and ended up goinghistoric.

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If only Tony Romo and the Cowboys had the Texans heart.

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Danieal Manning knows the Texans' attitude is beyond special in today's NFL.

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Arian Foster played big in another big game.

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Tom Brady walks off the field the loser in another Super Bowl. Brady hasn't wonthe big game since 2005.

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The middle finger from M.I.A. that marred Madonna's halftime show wasn't nearlyas offensive as Tom Brady's play.

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The Super Bowl ended on desperation Hail Mary heave from Tom Brady that had nochance.

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Dave Steakley, Arthur Andersson and Elisbeth Challener introduce the KuykendallStage at the Topfer Theatre.

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Dave Steakley and Arthur Andersson explaining the Rain Garden outside the TopferTheatre.

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The current incarnation of the Topfer's entrance.

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The view from the Serra Family "Juliet Balcony."

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The view of downtown from the Skylight Lounge.

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Andersson-Wise's scale model of the reimagined ZACH campus.

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