If you're jonesing for a smoke, grab a handful of friends and head to Kismet Lounge on Lower Greenville for a hookah. The drinks are a little pricey, but the sharp decor and melting pot of patrons make for a memorable night. The DJ plays music from all over the world, often loud enough to rattle your bones, and once the place gets packed, it's nearly impossible to move around. It's a Lower Greenville joint, so expect to shell out for valet and cover (if you're sporting a Y chromosome).
Thursday night is girls' night. Groups of six ladies get a free bottle of Hpnotiq if they email ahead.