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Texas Pride: Latest NFL bad lip-reading video stars slew of Dallas Cowboys

Latest NFL bad lip-reading video stars slew of Dallas Cowboys

It's not much consolation for missing the playoffs for the fourth straight season, but at least the Dallas Cowboys get top billing in the latest edition of Bad Lip Reading.

The glorious viral video takes real-life NFL footage and imagines players and coaches having bizarre conversations. The result is four minutes of sheer entertainment.

Travis Frederick, Dez Bryant, Kyle Orton and Miles Austin all make an appearance in the video, which has an impressive number of cat references.

Using footage from his infamous sideline meltdown, Bryant says "They crushed his cape! They crushed his fuzzy cape!" Meanwhile, Orton tells teammates "I just met gramps, and he's taking us out to the dirt bike trails," which may or may not be a cryptic reference to Jerry Jones.

If you've ever wondered what grosses out Peyton Manning (denim golf jeans and Voldemort, to name a couple of things), or what San Francisco 49ers coach Jim Harbaugh would do if he went to Transylvania (kill Dracula immediately), the wait is over. 

Dez Bryant meltdown on Dallas Cowboys sideline
Dez Bryant lets loose in newest Bad Lip Reading video. Photo courtesy of Dallas Cowboys