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Where's the skin?

Sexy Halloween costumes for men come up limp: Absurd phallus tricks dominate

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Women's Halloween hemlines seem to get shorter and shorter each year as the bank of sexy dress up options become more and more absurd. We can't tell yet if it's a good thing or a bad one, but there has unarguably been a separate-but-equal response in the men's costume section — all seemingly created for little reason other than to draw attention to the fact of the phallus. Take this Skeleboner [https: /www.buycostumes.com/Skeleboner-Adult-Costume/800745/ProductDetail.aspx] suit, for example, which comes equipped with a hand-held air pump to help the wearer "rise to the occasion."

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