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Once you become an adult, you finally gain an appreciation for the monumental task your parents take to bring the holidays to life, and National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation perfectly encapsulates the Sisyphean task of Christmas planning at the Griswold household. The Action Pack took us to Wallworld this summer, and now we return once again to Clark Griswold trying to make his family happy, at least until Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney and finds the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse.
Bring the whole family to quote your favorite lines, and afterwards wish them "Merry Christmas." For the others, tell them the shitter was full.