This July, by popular demand, Master Pancake sink their mocking teeth into the Twilight sequel that's even more ridiculous than the original, New Moon.

If you thought their mock of the first Twilight was fun, wait til you see them lay into this crazy-ass movie. New Moon has moodier Edwards, buffer Jacobs, more Bella lip-biting action, a spontaneous trip to Italy, and a creepy floating Robert Pattinson visage that haunts Bella's every move.

For the curious who've never actually had the guts to watch it, this is the excuse you've been waiting for. For those who have already seen New Moon, you know that it deserves the Pancake treatment big time.