John Waters is back. Like the demented Tooth Fairy, the rabid Easter Bunny, or the grandiose Great Pumpkin, the Old Saint Nick of Nutcases comes to Austin with his all-new holiday comedy show from hell.

But Waters doesn’t need any enslaved reindeer or un-unionized elves, not even a non-binary Mrs Claus. No sirree, he can spread his sticks-and-stones humor all by himself to the bad little boys and girls and thems who have been haughty and anything-but-nice all year. And wait ’til you see what’s inside his bag of Christmas-Evil presents - celebrity blow up dolls, new yuletide diseases with booster shots that actually get you high, kindergarten detention drag shows in Florida, and even gift certificates to the Dark Web for your parents.