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Q:
Males of the world: this is a teachable moment.
I just recently broke up with my girlfriend of two years as a result of tensions that built up when I began attending law school. I literally don't have time to go anywhere 20 minutes from campus, much less three hours (which is how far away she lives). Since then, I've started dating an awesome girl in my class and my ex has been all over it -- facebook stalking, the whole nine. She's really upset, but even though I don't feel like she has any right to be, I also don't want to be a jerk. What should I do?
A:
Males of the world, take note: this is a teachable moment. First of all, kudos to you for actually giving a damn how your ex-girlfriend feels even though you've moved on to someone new.
If you're trying to act like her buddy even though your affections are no longer directed at her.. stop it. Just stop it.
But let us stop you in your tracks before you go too far down the wrong path, thinking you're being nice when you're really just making things worse. If your ex is still in love with you -— and it sounds like she is — she's likely over-analyzing every move you make. Every time you have any sort of contact with her, no matter what the content is, you're pressing a bruise and refusing to let it heal.
So if you're still friends with her on facebook... if you're still responding to an occasional text or tweet... if you're trying to act like her buddy even though your affections are no longer directed at her.. stop it. Just stop it. You're giving her false hope, and therefore, you are wasting her time.
Sure, you're going to feel like a jerk when you de-friend her. You can lessen the blow, though, by sending her a well-written, thoughtful but succinct email letting her know that you think it's best if you cut all ties with her. Explain that it's the healthiest thing for both of you — that although she's a fantastic person, it just didn't work out, and she deserves to move on and live an amazing life without you in it. Explain that you'll be severing your online connections with her as soon as you hit "send" on the email, and that it's no fault of hers; it's just what you both need in order to move on.
Wish her well. Be nice about it, and be gone.
Then, do both of you another favor. Change your privacy settings so she can't torture herself with knowledge of your every move. The more you limit her access to you, the greater a favor you'll be doing her. Again, it's the kindest thing you can do. If you were with her for two years, you clearly saw something in her of value. You obviously thought she was a person worth spending time with. Now that your life has changed and your relationship hasn't survived, if you care about her at all as a human being, you'll set her free, and you'll do it like a gentleman.
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