Don't blame the dogs. Humans spread their poop all over the Texas A&M footballteam buses.
Manure happens — in Lubbock.
Bill Bryne has had less messy days as Texas A&M's athletic director.
So much for Texas A&M making a happy exit from the Big 12 to the SEC. Some obnoxious Texas Tech "fans" have made sure the road is paved with manure.
The Aggies' football team's buses received a dousing in dog poop as they sat outside the Holiday Inn the team was staying at in always lovely Lubbock for a Saturday night game with the Red Raiders. All four of Texas A&M's buses had excrement spread across their exteriors — and the one bus that didn't have a working lock had the stuff spread around its interior as well. Aggies athletic director Bill Bryne told reporters in Lubbock that the manure went “from one end to the other” inside the one bus.
Some obnoxious Texas Tech "fans" have made sure A&M's road to the SEC is paved with manure.
Vulgarities were also scrawled on the outside of the buses — and Texas Tech logos were stuck on the bus exteriors. Bryne told reporters that the manure appeared to be dog poop. It all happened overnight Friday as the Aggies slept.
"Someone vandalized our buses in Lubbock. Excrement inside and outside of buses plus spray painted vulgarities on outside. Classy," tweeted Bryne, one of the most new media savvy athletic directors in the country.
The bus drivers had to clean up the mess — though Bryne tweets that the bus manure bombed on the inside "still reeks."
There is a lot of anger in the Big 12 over Texas A&M's decision to bolt for the SEC. Whether this incident is really related to that at all or not, that's how it's guaranteed to be painted. Not a great moment for sportsmanship.
Probably an even worse one for Lubbock, which is already regarded as a town that few in the Big 12 want to visit.
Written by and starring Jared Bonner, "Pickleheads" is a mockumentary about Austin's favorite sport: pickleball.
A deeply unserious new mockumentary out of Austin is memorializing the city's obsession with pickleball. Pickleheads— a sports comedy directed by Josh Flanagan and written by and starring Jared Bonner— premiered in fall 2025 at the Austin Film Festival. Now the film has dropped an official trailer ahead of its Los Angeles premiere March 1 at the TCL Chinese Theatre.
Pickleheads follows disgraced ping pong champion Barney “The Butcher” Bardot (Bonner), whose spectacular fall from grace, involving an on-court bodily betrayal and personal tragedy, sends him into hiding for nine years.
“Everyone says trust your gut,” Barney intones in the beginning of the film. “But what happens when your gut betrays that trust? It murders your mom.”
Yes, it’s that kind of movie.
Barney is to find redemption in an unlikely place: pickleball, the paddle sport that has loudly taken over Austin. His brother attempts to chronicle the comeback by creating a film about it.
The cast blends recognizable faces with the film's indie energy. Harvey Guillén (Guillermo in What We Do in the Shadows) pops up as a debt collector in a small but scene-stealing role. John O'Hurley (J. Peterman in Seinfeld) appears as himself in a mock sports media setting. Kristine Froseth, Pej Vahdat, Adrianne Palicki, Eric Nelsen, Ryan Cooper, and Lindsey Morgan round out the ensemble.
Viewers may also recognize comedian and disability advocate Zach Anner in a supporting role. Anner, known for his offbeat humor and online presence, fits neatly into the film’s chaotic energy.
Harvey Guillén, Kristine Froseth, Jared Bonner, Ryan Cooper, and Pej Vahdat are just some of the cast in Pickleheads. Photo courtesy of Pickleheads
Bonner, who moved to Austin four years ago, found his inspiration the same way many locals did: by picking up a paddle. After wrapping his previous mockumentary, Dance Dads, he started playing obsessively.
“I just went out to the park and played with strangers every day, and just played nonstop,” he says. “I was looking for my next mockumentary, and I was like, how ridiculous is this sport? … I wanted to capture the boom of a grassroots sport.”
The result is a film that leans into the absurdity of backyard tournaments and neighborhood turf wars, including a running joke about tennis players infiltrating pickleball courts.
Shot over 12 days in and around Austin, Pickleheads features familiar sights for locals: sweeping shots of the 360 Bridge, suburban courts and houses out in Dripping Springs, and distinctly Texas features, like an armadillo sanctuary. The production also staged its climactic tournament at a North Austin pickleball facility, underscoring Bonner’s claim that Austin is “the capital of pickleball.”
Improv, Bonner says, was key to the film's tone.
“There’s so much freedom compared to 'stand in this light and deliver the line,'” he says. “To see them kind of open up and explore the character ... it just was an absolute dream.”
That looseness translates into a meandering and silly comedy packed with deadpan interviews, rivalry melodrama, and escalating nonsense — including a hostage subplot and a final pickleball tournament showdown.
Despite the absurdity, Bonner insists there’s a sincere goal beneath the jokes. With minimal profanity and a broad comedic style that swings from physical gags to mock-serious sports commentary, Pickleheads aims to be as inclusive as the sport itself.
“I really want to bring in everybody to just laugh at a movie,” he says. “There’s too much dividing us.”
Bonner says the film's reception at the Austin Film Festival was “electric” with “laughter every seven seconds.” Right now the team is courting distributors, with hopes of landing on a major streaming platform later this year, and certainly some sort of pickleball-themed viewing party here in Austin.
As the details coalesce, Bonner advises folks to follow along on Instagram to find out where they can watch the movie at home, or perhaps, at a pickleball court here in Austin for its launch.