Oh, and secession isn’t going to happen. Ever. Never ever ever.CC Rogers/Flickr Creative Commons
Even secession-loving governor Rick Perry backed off on this one.Photo by Tyler Rudick
I'm 100 percent sure she signed the petition. And she lives in Texas. And has anawful Chinese tat.Tshirtwatch.com
Eric Celeste
Eric Celeste is the former managing editor of D Magazine. Since graduating SMUin 1990, he has worked at, in chronological order, the Dallas Morning News, DMagazine, The Met, Fort Worth Star-Telegram, DFW Lifestyles, Microsoft Sidewalk,back to the Star-Telegram, Dallas Observer, American Way, Southwest Spirit,Celeste Media, D Magazine, D Custom, 3 Treatments Media and Creative LoafingAtlanta. He is a writer, editor, consultant, drinker and gambler who lives indowntown Dallas.