Hollywood’s patriotism really shined on the Emmy’s red carpet Sunday evening with shades of red, white orange, and blue thanks to the bold hues of dresses and freshly airbrushed celebs. Not much was subdued this year as most made statements through color, silhouette, and generous helpings of bling. Here’s a quick photo montage featuring a few worthy of commentary.
Gwyneth Paltrow: https://www.eonline.com/photos/gallery.jsp?id=3760#141355
Goddess of Goop - you be skinny, but that awkward top section of your tumtum ain’t a cute body part to expose. I wonder if she performed belly-dancing numbers during commercial breaks? If only she had worn finger cymbals...
Heidi Klum: https://www.eonline.com/photos/gallery.jsp?id=3760#141533
Dear Heidi, the stage entrance for Dancing With the Stars is a few doors down. Chances are your homey Nina Garcia (or as you prefer to say "Neen-ah Gar-cee-yah") does not approve of this heinous hemline.
Nina Dobrev: https://www.eonline.com/photos/gallery.jsp?id=3760#141310
I have no idea who you are or what you act in, but I love your dress.
Evan Rachel Wood: https://www.eonline.com/photos/gallery.jsp?id=3760#141356
Hard to believe this is the same girl that took a blood bath with Marilyn Manson in his “Heart Shaped Glasses” video. Good to know large quantities of blood eventually wash off.
Julie Bowen: https://www.eonline.com/photos/gallery.jsp?id=3760#141359
Love everything about this ensemble – the dress, the hair, the makeup. But hey Julie – don’t be scared to throw a meal in the mix every now and then. My how things have changed since Happy Gilmore.
Amy Poehler: https://www.eonline.com/photos/gallery.jsp?id=3760#141388
Ew – is this frock pieced together from a bunch of American Apparel latex leggings? You better watch your (sparkly) back, or I'll snatch Will Arnett right out of your hands if you keep showing up in crap like this.
Kelly Osbourne: https://www.eonline.com/photos/gallery.jsp?id=3760#141309
Gorgeous gown in my favorite hue for fall: merlot. Oddly enough, it's also my pick for favorite fall drink.
Dianna Argon: https://www.eonline.com/photos/gallery.jsp?galleryUUID=3723#141380
I think her stylist completely forgot the Emmys were fast approaching and failed to pull any dresses for her. As a last minute solution, it appears she ran a quick errand to Jo-Ann Fabrics hours before the event and swaddled her client in royal blue satin.